Monday, 12 January 2015

4 Things Patience Jonathan Learned From Her Gele




Nigeria' First lady must have a ton of Head ties and I have often wondered whether she repeats any like other women do and if not is it possible that she might have 1,2 or possibly 3 trunk boxes full of Head ties and why not after all a one time Phillipines leaders wife had so many shoes that she could not keep count of them. What will happen to the head ties when she no longer has programs to attend on a daily basis? Oh by the way how did the Head tie “Gele” work sorry scheme its way into becoming a must have accessory for the Nigerian traditional attire scene? What happened to the One yard head ties our grand mothers wore? In fact, someone jokingly said that it made us look like wet fowls and I thought oh is that why we jettisoned it for a more flamboyant one that makes us look like Peacocks? must we now be likened to feathered birds when dressed? if so so be it.

Madam'well crafted Peacock Styles certainly make a statement but what do they say?
Pure monotony if u ask me but hey...they are so crafted that l imagine that they actually have a room at Aso Rocks Villa Abuja where many of us yearn to enter. All of them lined up on rows of shelves in a Peach colored room...dont ask me but l imagine Peach to be madams favorite color correct me if am wrong. 


Madam' well crafted Peacock styles certainly suits her face and some are so tightly wrapped that I can swear they lift her face to the extent of making her look ten years younger. If you choose to overlook her body one can easily accuse President Jonathan of meddling with a Minor in some of their pictures....extreme? well...
She should change her style from Peacock to Peacocker...just a tiny shift would do cause am getting really bored with them after all she is a pace setter or is she not?what ever might be the case it is obvious Madame has made the Gele truly her own and looking at this very amiable Partnership l can well understand where they are coming from.madame learnt many lessons from the Gele..yes that must be it but No They actually have a common destiny why? because:

1. Just as the Gele wangled itself into becoming a frontliner in Nigeria' traditional attire scene, Madam was propelled into position by the finger of God. whether wangled or propelled they have both found themselves in prominent positions.

2. The Gele has grown in popularity to the extent that even Muslim girls are tying their hair during their weddings just as Madam has grown in popularity and influence to the point that all Governors feel her Presence.

3. Many dared to call the Gele commom just as they called Madam names but who is laughing now?

4. No Governor' Wife is said to be well dressed without her Gele Just as all Governors Wives must pay homage to Madam. You cannot be complete without these two.

No wonder Madam loves the Gele..it is so clear now how deeply rooted their relationship is.


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3 comments:

Christiana said...

Lol! I can't unseen this relationship...hahahhahaha!!!!

Juliet said...

O' so funny! But come to think of it, isn't this very true?...they really have many things in common..Lmaof!!

Ijeoma said...

First Lady must hear this...hahhahhahhahahhaha!! You are back again? Missed the updates!