Monday, 26 January 2015

Race For Aso Rock Villa - President Goodluck Vs Gen. Buhari

Race for Aso Rock Villa




Entertainment or Nuisance? 

Right off the back my answer to that question is uhhhh... Entertainment because unfolding events Covered and Uncovered have left many rolling on floors laughing. From the Public Peace Pacts to the Private drawn Daggers, Nigerians wake up to new facets of the two Giants every morning. How can you explain the fact that both men have recently come to life in such a way that many have wondered whether they are the same people they knew. President Jonathan has gone from limp to loud..An invisible political balloon inserted into his rear end that has brought him to life is suspected. Suddenly amidst the many calls for him to step down for poor performance especially from the many South Southerners who expected him to right their many wrongs He has remembered all he did and reels them off as though he is in a Recital. Never again will he speak to us looking like a Poppet with a gun pointed to the base of his spin. This is a new man , Revamped and ready for action.

What about Sir? oh sorry Pa?...truly he is one old soldier...as though by magic just when people felt he was old and tired he proved the saying that old Soldiers never die.He too transformed and l can assure you this is not his Ninth life. He is capable of proving that Politicians unlike cats that have Nine lives have twelve lives one for every month of the year. He has been able to transform from Deposer of Democracy(When he stalled Shagari) to advocate of free and fair elections. Who says Nigeria is not a great Nation where one can openly canvas a class of people being above the law and others clamped by it.
I feel particularly sore with both men that none dressed in Ankara recently so may l use this medium to call on every Ankara lover please join me to vote for the person that is likely to promote it.

For Ankara promotion, vote for who the dress fits. Who are you voting for?

Generated by: Itomie

11 comments:

Cynthia said...

Lol!!! Goodluck oo

Ijeoma said...

LMAO!!!! I wish to vote president Goodluck but to be sincere if I'm to vote according who the dress fits it should be Buhari oo...hhahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

Buhari all the way

Anna said...

Ah ah, Goodluck can do better than this nah..why una do am like this nah...hahahahahahahahaha!!

Michael said...

Hehehehe, if they should be voted for based on this, then I'm afraid President Goodluck has no chance of winning...hahahahahahhaha!

Anonymous said...

Hahahhahahahha!!!! This exactly how scared and terrified President Goodluck looks in a dress...but I vote him still...lol!

Lucy said...

I'm in for Goodluck....hahahahaha!!!

Emmanuella said...

As a lover of Ankara I'd vote for Buhari...he sells the ankara wella...but Goodluck for real...hahaha

Anonymous said...

A puppet with a gun down his spine??? Sincerely thats his look...hhahahahahahaha!!! NO VOTES PLZ!!

Esther said...

Pa? That man is too old,,,i ain;t voting him in anyway...its Goodluck...but that pix is hilarious

Belema said...

Hahahahhahahaha!!! Itomie, you and ankara! Anyways I vote for Goodluck in this case